The Importance of Weather Reports in the YESNO Grammar of the Monochromatic Post Modern Histories of the Military Industrial DisEase Establishment Media Monopolies, or How El Ninios are the Cause for the need of Genetic Modification of Grains Used in McWorld and other Anomalies

© ’05 George Kasey – all world rights

While doing the laundry and contemplating the notes I needed to make on the effects of weather in history, reported by postmodern historians, I had met a Vietnamese woman newly imported for wage slavery, doing more than her share of the laundry and having few words of English. I thought to myself how difficult it is going to be to explain to her with sign language, the importance of minus zero population growth and the use of herbal birth control and the displacement of population theories of Condorcette and Helvetius by the Malthusian economics of Ricardo’s invention of “rents” and how not unlike the contemporary, the human overpopulation of pre history may have altered the currents of the ocean at the time of Atlantis, by defoliating Australia and the Sahara.  Nevertheless I endeavored to communicate, thinking this will give me the opportunity to experience what it is like to explore the unknown cultures of antiquity based on the oral traditions that no one knows, keeping in mind that the cave drawings in the high-tech world of Atlantis were more sophisticated than the so called post modern drivel posing as Post Modern Art / History. As I suspect that the Bards of old probably did not memorize Shakespearean verse structures, but probably had divergent and nuanced four dimensional taxonomies beyond the scope of comprehension of the hermeneutics of our linear media cloned scholars. And so after preparing myself for the consequences of using outside references, of thinking "out of the box" while staying in it, I was going to quote from Innis and Ellul on the use of "facts" to construct histories in propaganda, even though these neo facts from someone's idea of antiquity are of dubious verity and I also consider the need for rereading and rewriting as having been, we are told, responsible for creating the completely unintelligible writings of Joyce's Dada inspired cabal, who's grammar has never been questioned because it is holy; I decided to question our Vietnamese worker on the implications of the weather in her version of contemporary news.  So after a few minutes of rudimentary lessons in English as a second language, by pointing to the various colors in my laundry and saying the words orange, wrapping the towel around my waist and sitting like the Buddha in a Lotus position on the floor, I was able to establish that she was a Christian not a Buddhist. This confirmed my theory that knowing a persons religion is more important than knowing their language and that the Imperial religionists seem to be able to teach, where Family Planning and UNESCO dare not go.  And so we managed to get around to the question of the weather.  She said, "Cold in Canada, yes?" smiling.  "Vietnam hot" smiling.  "Canada big...  Vietnam small, no money…"  smiling.  "You come to Vietnam yes?" smiling.  "Me Saigon, not Hanoi" smiling.  So then I found it useful to point to the Canadian / Alien flag combo on this patriotic kitsch T-shirt my nephew left me for Christmas, to establish my origins.  "You Canadian citizen?"  "Yes since 1950, I was this high" gesturing with my hand to my knee.  "My Mom and Dada here in 1950" and then her reply, "Me three years [with] no Mama no Dada..." smiling. The Time - Life photo of a naked crying Vietnamese girl running from a blazing Inferno, that was once her village, flashed immediately to my media conditioned mind. After all, contemporary history is post literate, usually in the form of news clips or SoundBits.  While we languish as prisoners in the matrix of the media monopoly technological chair, our grammar being politically corrected for us by professional digital editors, we probably could use some cattle prods to induce the feeling of the pain, where due to information overload and compassion fatigue, we no longer, under the influence of pharmaceuticals and anti nutrients, can feel any. So that we can look at pictures of Ice Ages caused by global warming, just like Nuclear explosions in Bikini and not grimace.  We continue, on the one hand with our monochromatic romantic histories, like those generated by Hollywood recently of Alexander the Great,  who was “probably a myth”, but who is “dramatically rendered” nevertheless as having gender issues conflicting with his megalomania and on the other hand so called post modern histories in print media digressions "back through the rarer view mirror" to Marshall McLuhan's Bonanza Land, that accounts for the effects of weather on the human continuum but does not deal with the quintessential but taboo issues of overpopulation and how these biological influences may interact, the complex interactivity of one on the other possibly being the cause of wars, defoliation, famines, desertification, and subsequently the change in the El Ninios of the planet.  However because of our ethnocentric, homo centric and egocentric media conditioning we assume that ours is the first high-tech civilization, that the steel in skyscrapers melts in the heat of petroleum fires, that there is the possibility for a democracy in a technocratic oligopoly and that yes is no.  That “Brave New World” in “1984” has yet to happen and that history is not science-fiction.  “See you Tomorrow “ she smiles.